*Legolas suddenly shoots the dead orc Gimli is sitting on* Gimli: 42! That’s not bad for a pointy-eared, elvish princeling. (3)I don’t think he knows about second breakfast (2)Second breakfast? What about elevensye, noonsye, afternoon tea, supper, dinner? Does he know those? (1)We already had a breakfast! (2)Well, what about second breakfast? #1:What is it, what do you smell? #2:(sniff,sniff)Menflesh! #1: You could have picked a better spot! Whats going on? #2: would you like me to describe it to you, or do you want me to find you a box?! #1: Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys! #3: Wot about their legs? They don’t need those! #2: Shyeah! Why can’t we have some meat? Wot about them? They look…fresh! #1: We ain’t had nuffin but maggoty bread for THREE STINKING DAYS! #2) what? #1) I cannot jump the distance you’ll have to toss me….don’t tell the elf. #1) I’m up to 3 already! #2) I’ve got 16!
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